I'm writing these entries as they happen and as I have time to jot things down but I may not publish until months from now (or ever). Note: This post was written when the events were still fresh. I waited for a while to post this because I didn’t want to risk my job-hunting efforts.
|The 3rd interview with No-Name Software Company Adjacent Company came and went. The only timeslot was not ideal because it comes at the time I normally get in line to pick up Moose and Squirrel at school. But since all these interviews have had Hard Stops after 30 minutes (this one should too) I decided to risk it because I should still be able to get in line before the school starts releasing students.
The interview wasn't as good as the first two. We finished early and she asked the usually bullshit "what are you passionate about and what motivates you to come into the office" type interview question.
The obvious answer is "a fucking paycheck" but they don't want to hear that. They want you to give them some bullshit bougie answer. It's on par with asking "why do you want to work here". They want a virtual blowjob and a pony.